Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Fun pics from the London Premiere of Half Blood Prince


Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you some of the cast of the newest Harry Potter film. A few notes: Emma Watson is so classy, and that dress - WANT! And Matthew Lewis is not the pudgy, awkward child we met in The Sorceror's Stone...

Also, Miss Jessie Cave... no ma'am... just, shame on you...

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Falling Slowly

Just beautiful. Truly. Amazing. And poor Jonathon is gone now...

Friday, June 26, 2009

Today's TFLN

Perhaps it is insensitive, but I think it is a fair statement, except excuse me for having doubts about MJ's placement...

(325): I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder

And it is an Abilene area code!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

TFLN Delivery

So, one of my guilty pleasures is reading "texts from last night" online. Often hilarious, often immeasurably offensive, so they cetainly aren't for everyone. And every once in a while, they make me spit out coffee. Today's delivery:
(917): I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
For some reason, it made me happy. Now, to be fair, when I took Adderall, it was a necessary prescription (please, dear God, let me back on!), and I get the impression this person may not have a legal script for said "homework helpers". But either way, I'm diggin' it.

For old times' sake, here is one of my favorites:
(818): I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff

LURVE IT!

Oh, and by the way, 20 DAYS UNTIL HP: HBP!!!

Friday, June 19, 2009

The Tyranny of Fangirls




I fall into an interesting demographic (in my opinion), because I am an educated woman in my mid-twenties who enjoyed reading the Twilight series. I am certainly not alone, but we are an admittedly outnumbered group. Mind you, I did not say they were good books, and I think it is a bit snotty to refer to them as 'literature', even though I suppose they are in fact.


I consider myself to be a Harry Potter fangirl, so I can appreciate the nickname, but the craziness that is often attached is beyond me. Especially the craziness over Robert Pattinson. OK, so he has moments of charm, and is very occasionally handsome, but there really is nothing special about him. Mostly it goes over my head because the character of Edward, to which RobPatt owes his following, is in no way appealing to me.


So it is with a slightly shameful smirk that I report that he was clipped by a taxi in Manhattan while running to escape from tween fangirls! The good, Christian woman I aim to be is shaking her head at my glee, but it made me laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of our society and their priorities!


At least if he had to go to the hospital, they might bathe him...

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Nude with Neil Patrick Harris


So, I have your attention? Well, the headline is actually a legitamite representation of the topic for this blog.


If you live in or anywhere near Philadelphia and are willign to be nude on camera, GOOD NEWS!


"An e-mail from Mike Lemon Casting, forwarded ... by a local actor, says the background talent will be portraying "NUDE people in a sex club, dancing and 'hanging out.' There will be NO simulated sex of any kind. Talent will need to be comfortable with being NUDE." The work will be done next week."


Apparently NPH is in a flick called The Best and the Brightest, and it is filming soon in Philly. And requires much nakedness. For about $140 a day. Come on, people... NPH!!


If you are interested, and you know you are, here is the info for casting: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/the-insider/Neil_Patrick_Harris_flick_Casting_call.html

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Tuesday

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I'm shutting down my work computer, and my brain, so if anyone wanders by and asks me to do anythign else at this point, they will regret it.